concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
Message from David Karpeveryone needs to read this.
Fuck yeah
this is great
I think we need to take an hour to talk about the fact that he signed an official letter with
Fuck yeah,
DavidWhere’s that one person on Tumblr still offended by profanity?
They probably gave up as soon as they saw this and left.
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Burger Babe
If you have a vagina, like touching vaginas or would like to please somebody with a vagina, I highly encourage you to read this informative post about vaginas complete with diagrams. PLEASE feel free to add helpful links because I am tired. Happy sex/masturbation/touchin yerself!
I do have to apologize, I tried to eliminate gendered language where possible but the medical fields tend to be pretty binary about genital+anatomical terms. Feel free to fix language but know that I am talking specifically about vaginas that people were born with.
Alien head dumplings at Tokyo Disney Sea. They are mochi filled with ice cream. Each one is a different flavor!
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every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before
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And the “Bitchface of the year” award goes to…
Someone needs to add: Bitch I will cut you
… with my cheekbones.
I dont care how many times I’ve reblogged this IT GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME
Benebitch Bitcherbatch everybody
^thats my favorite version of his name that I have ever seen
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i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??
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i don’t know what these are but i love them
CHRISTY
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Literally Stephanie and Sherlock.
^ I can’t even tell you what a real-ass statement that is right there.
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reminder that this is a commercial that actually exists
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So cute, totes going to put that up by my litter box, you guys.
MY ENTIRE DASH IS SHOWERBATCH AND I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK
AND APPARENTLY HE DOESNT EITHER
NO FUCKS GIVEN IN THIS...
Official member of #stayhomeclub - thanks! My tshirts arrived today and they are a DREAM!
woohoo!
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
Work was significantly better today. I’m going to get high and eat a lot of food and play video games all night. Asks would be appreciated.
I’m so gonna make my future bf to dress up with me like this xD
Credits to this flickr account here: ...
Wine glasses for my 21st. Sometimes we just want a few nice things.